Episode 10 transcript

Transcript: The Guild, Episode 10 "Return"

Codex: So it's offical; I broke the knights of good. Clara and Tink quit, Vork went AWOL, Bladezz went on the run; Some how and um, Zaboo digitally water boarded some one. It's over. What am I gonna do? I don't want to meet new people means akwardness and flailing around for common topics. An invitation to coffee even though both of you know you're never going to follow through, ever. Why did this have to happen? I want my old people back.

Codex: Helloo? Anybody?

Vork: Codex.

Codex: Ah! Vork, you made me guild leader and I ruined everything, you jerk.

Vork: I understand your hostility more then you can imagine in the past few days I've made discoveries about myself, Codex. More preciesely 13 dollars in gas worth of discoveries.

Codex: What did you discover, dare I ask?

Vork: People don't like me. I illicit repungence and hostility from people in all walks of life. I believe one person campared talking to me to quote: "Shaving my privates with a dull rusty cheese grater", end quote.

Codex: I'm sorry.

Vork: Don't be. I now know why I am a great leader.

Codex: Because people hate you?

Vork: Bingo! I can wield that power like a glove. Act as a benevolent over lord, so to speak. Hence forth; I have ended my journey, and I have arrived to take back guild leader. Yes!

Codex: Well it's a little late. The anarchists are meeting today. They're having a LAN party and they're going to plan how to destroy us out-of-game. There's no point in putting us back togather, we'll just fall apart again.

Vork: Then we'll settle this the Nepolionic Way: Two armies face to face, the Gurrilla war fare must stop, we will not be defeated, evil must be toppled, we have the power!

Codex: This is a techno song, right?

Vork: Bolster your weapons! We must rally the troops!

Codex: Uh, ok I'll just clean that up later.

Annoying Game Nosies.

Zaboo: Dudes I can't help you. I can't be trusted. The impish and adorable Zaboo you knew is no longer.

Codex: What are you playing? Is that Sirloopalot? That game is for four year olds.

Zaboo: I thought it would clense my soul. There are so many pastels and panguins, it makes my inner demons wanna take those animals and... DIE! DIE! DIE!

Vork: Zaboo, stop wallowing. The guild needs you.

Zaboo: Lies! The guild doesn't need a broken warlock.

Codex: You're not broken. Riley did this to you. I told you she wasn't good for you.

Zaboo: Riley was the only woman who loved me back. You didn't want me, stop trying to brake us up.

Codex: I'm not trying to brake you up, that's rediculous.

Zaboo: Shut up Loopalot!

Codex: That's so annoying!

Vork: Zaboo, you have choosen not to accompany us. But be aware that you are now dead to me as a human being. And were I to be in a situtiation where I had to choose between saving you or a dog from drowning; I would drown you in order to save the dog, which I would not even care to keep but would afterwords place in a non abusive home.

Zaboo: Alright, Alright, I'll help you. But just remember that I'm only half the player I used to be, so just call me Zab or Boo. Yeah, just call me Boo.

Codex: No.

Vork: Absoulutely not.

George: Honey, you ok?

Clara (in a monotone): I love spending time with my family. This is so much better then gaming.

George: Kids, let's go get mom a snack. To the kitchen!

Clara: I love snacking with my family this is so much better then gaming.

Door Bell Rings

Clara: What are you guys doing here? What if Wiggly catches you?

Zaboo: Clara you're a dog. A drowning dog. I'm gonna kill you and you're gonna learn too... How does this go?

Vork: What? Clara, I've taken over the guild again. I'm treadmarking the log and turning it into a legitimate buisness some day, possibly a breakfast cereal.

Clara: Oh! Marshmellow Zaboos!

Zaboo: Can I be cinnimon flavored?

Codex: That has nothing to do with anything... Clara we need you! We're going to Charlies Internet Cafe and confronting the Axis of Anarchy. We're gonna save the guild!

Clara: I can't go. I've hung up my mage robe. I'm a house wife now, you know, for my marriage and stuff.

Codex: But Clara...

Clara: Oh ok. Gabby.. Go hide and when dad gets really worried find him and give him this. I made the effort, that's what counts, right?

Codex: Nice outfit.

Zaboo: Yeah, nice out fit, man.

Bladezz: I was about to go undercover in a polo club in Argentina, old internet buddy.

Bladezz: Vunderbus.

Codex: What?

Zaboo: Oh you know, in game weapon, looks like a shot gun.

Bladezz: I called it!

Codex: Fine.

Music plays

Vork: Lets do this.









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