Cats are pure Evil

Wow,
really starting to like this talking to myself...
As I type this I am holed up in the closet afraid for my life.
Seems my cat has decided to finish her reign of terror.
If anyone gets this in time call for help....
Soon I believe she shall chew through the phone line and cut off all means of escape...How­ you ask, did it come to this......


Well, it all began 3 months ago when I left New Orleans for reasons I shall not speak of.
Coming back to Cali, was, well, mixed blessings...­..
Needed to true,
but to come back to a place I swore I would never see again.
Anyways, here I am, and thats when she appeared in my life........­..

I have no idea for where she came from,(hell most likely)but at first I was like aahhhahhhh, so cute and tiny...
Then, well, lets just say the hurt came rapidly after...just­ minor little kitten mauling,
a nibble here and there.
But, oh, oh so soon did it become the nightmare I know..
Stalking me,
attacking my ankles as I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Awaking to her weight upon my chest and see her stare balefully into my confused eyes...
The biting of my toes as I peacefully read in bed.
The running madly around to pounce on my unsuspecting­ body..
OH, the horrors I have endured....v­isions that shall not leave me lightly...

And now trapped in my own closet waiting....O­H god what was that....
Damn she's eating through the door, holy crap,, help me, oh please someone help me....shes//­/...........­............­............­............­............­............­............­............­............­............­........