"Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schultz

CODEX: Thinking back on what little I know of history, there isn't a single event involving a dirigible blimp-mobile, that ever went right.  I mean, didn't those things crash and burn?  That's why we invented airplanes - because those balloon things, were not reliable!  And, in general, our whole plan to save the game was just like, pppppbbbbbbt.  I mean, we would make the worst Scooby Doo team, ever.  Our van would crash; bad guys would get away with haunting whatever!  And, and!  We'd lose…

CODEX: I had a boyfriend once, who stole a traffic cone, from a parking garage, while we were on a date together.  It was the most illegal thing I've ever been a party too, and I panicked, every time I heard a siren, for like, two years straight.  I know the guild's going to have to break some rules to convince Floyd to save the game, but today?  I'm willing to go behind the grey-bar hotel for the cause!  That's prison-speak for, well, you know, prison, heh.  For once, I'm risk taking!  In,…

CODEX: I called a guild summit - this is so official!  I learned a lot about summits in history classes I've taken.  I know that out of one of them, they produced the UN. Oh, and then there's that one... G... something, that European hippies don't like.  I'm not stupid, I'm just ignorant about things I don't RSS.  And I'm not putting my summit on the scale of world peace, or, eh... European hippies... but, this is our game we're talking about!  We've got to get off the convention…

[This transcription was mostly done by Dani, so make sure to give her thanks and stuff!]

CODEX:  Tink's name is April Loo?  That was super weird to hear.  So what inspired me to be a rascally meddler and invite Tink's family, who I just discovered the existence of, to a buffet-style intervention?  This weekend has been crisis after crisis for me!  The guild scattered, The Game threatened...  My first impulse was to just abandon everything and run away.  But I realized after…

CODEX: Big decisions, big life decisions... the last few years - well, you've heard me whine, you know they haven't been great.  Finding the Game, and the guild, was a life saver for me - it was a safe place where I didn't feel like collapsing, all the time.  But, lately, I've just - I've been drifting, and, uh... If I quit the game, will the guildies still be my friends anymore?  Was Floyd right, were they even real to begin with?  What am I doing - who am I!?  That's what I have to find…