Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Comment by DR. Happy on November 24, 2009 at 12:32pm

"Happiness.... is a warm gun..." sometimes things are not what they seem. Someone spirited away the queen?
Entanglements are due
I must organize my crew!

Its a happy day today
I have so much more to say...
After chase to find the girl...
Now its ti8me to save the world!

Comment by Chase Haven on November 24, 2009 at 2:49pm

*programs remote drones to be on lookout for strange males in fluffy pink tutu's... and eradicate on sight*

Hrmph, all this bother over a little reanimator juice and a few giga-volts from the PP&E grid, Sheesh, you'd think I'd broke into Fort Knox for cryin out... Hey there's a thought!

Comment by muffinpoodle on November 25, 2009 at 1:58am

I won't pretend that when you said "Chase Haven spirits away Penny's prostrate and yet still lovely body" I didn't read "Chase Haven spirits away Penny's prostate".

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And well. That confused me for a second.

Comment by Chase Haven on December 4, 2009 at 5:50am

Well, to be honest, I had that fleeting, (and thank you very much PJ Mac for mental scarring) impression too, but chose to re-interpret it after scrubbing my eyes and brain of the mental image. Hence the scarring.

Here's hoping PJ's Thanksgiving bloated feeling will pass. Preferably in a crowded elevator at Macy's or one of Dr. Horrible's soon to open franchise stores.

Comment by Chase Haven on December 4, 2009 at 5:57am

Oops. I forgot to add;
Ah-ha! Haha-ha-ha.

Hmm that sounded remarkably like a stanza from Deck the Halls. Though in Doc Horrible's case, it would be, Deck the Corridors. Like with bodies and stuff?
"Deck the corridors with bodies
Ah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Zap a hero for your jollies
Ah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Don my lab coat and evil goggle-zz
Ah-haha Ah-haha-ha-ha-ha
Resurrect my true love Penny
Ah-hahahaha-haha-ha-haaaaaaaa"

Not bad

Comment by Patrick J. McManus on December 4, 2009 at 6:05am

Superheroine and fashion maven PennySAVER needs a sidekick. She has to be pretty but not too pretty so as to distract us from Penny's beauty. Nobody must be prettier than Penny.

Meanwhile mysterious international playboy millionaire Chase Haven is worried his creation is getting away from him and developing... *gasp*... a mind of her own. (Damn feminist reflexes, once again ruining America!) Chase is forced to call up mysterious forces he vowed he'd never call up before things get out of hand. Or is it already too late?

Also, both Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer... and the rest of the world... are oblivious to the fact that Penny is back as a superheroine even though she doesn't wear a mask. Dr. Horrible finds himself strangely drawn to this mysterious woman who has become his new nemesis. And Captain Hammer is confused as to why "this chick isn't totalling jonesing out" over his abs and angry over the fact she's getting better press than him.

Maybe they're blinded by her stunning yet sensible wardrobe, and the fact her silky red hair looks fabulous with the new doo! Could Penny's unique prostate hold the key?

Thanks, Chase Haven, for your holiday wishes. It's nice to know no matter how big and successful he gets, this guy still has time to nod in the direction of the little people and say, "Hey." You'd never see Dick Cheney do that.

Comment by Chase Haven on December 5, 2009 at 5:46am

I am, for once, speechless and sit in humble awe of PJ McManus' eridute prose, praise and ...well wardrobe.

While it may be true I had a small hand in Penny SAVER's resurrection, I at no time held her absolutely marvelous and truly unique prostate. That was Muffinpoodle's assignment.
"Deck the corridors with Zanax
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Zap a hero take his spandex
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Don my lab coat and evil goggle-zz
Mwah-haha Mwah-haha-ha-ha-ha
Resurrect my true love Penny
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Praise her prostate, she's got plentyyyyyyy
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-haaaaaaaa
Here's a Heroine with red tresses
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
With her unique fashion senses
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Hammer's crying, feeling jilted
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha-ha
Laugh as Hammer's, hammer is wilted
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-ha
Mwah-hahahaha-haha-ha-haaaaaa"

Hey, it rhymes... sorta.

Comment by Chase Haven on December 5, 2009 at 5:56am

Ode to Penny

"Penny, Penny my maiden fair
My heart is broken, do you care?
With fashion sense beyond compare
She smites villains here and there

My lovely heroine, won't you share
A touch
A scent
Of your silky hair?"

Ah, to be touched by her alabaster fingers. To breathe the same air as she of silken tresses. To be slapped for uncontrollable amorous advances. That's the life for me!

Comment by muffinpoodle on December 10, 2009 at 4:02pm

"Could Penny's unique prostate hold the key?" -- I started laughing out loud then.

Chase Haven, you are a lyrical genius, sir! *puffs up chest and sings back-up vocals with absolute gusto*

Comment by Miker on December 16, 2009 at 9:36pm

the status is NOT quo

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